Funny---Stolen from Disputations

A Christmastide cooking tip:
Add booze. If that doesn't help the taste, you can always set it on fire. If there's one thing people think is fancier than cooking with booze, it's setting food on fire on purpose.
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Another one (unattributed because I can't remember where I saw it): The three wise men are bringing gifts to the infant Jesus and they are heard to say, "These gifts are for Christmas and your birthday." That one especially for all the December birthdays out there.